[USML Announce] Lawrie's Rib Prime For Disaster

[Brad Jansen]

   Thanks, Jeffrey, for putting such a damper on my little news blurbs,
about the only thing that gives me pleasure this woeful spring. It must be
nice to be in the money, year in and year out, picking up players like
Sabathia even before the season starts. I am sure Jed Lowrie will have a
wondrous year, but I assure you, it will not be enough to catch the Red
Hots.
--BLJ


On Mon, Mar 25, 2013 at 1:35 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Is any development ever good news for the Berliners?
>
>  What about the guy who spells his last name a little differently -
> Lowrie.  Rotowire says he's the starting shortstop.  Is that good news?  Am
> I finally a WINNER?
>
>  By the way, Izturis will be splitting time at 3B with Mark DeRosa for
> all of the 2-3 games that Lawrie will likely miss.  Yawn.
>
>  Jeff
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Mon, Mar 25, 2013 1:19 pm
> Subject: [USML Announce] Lawrie's Rib Prime For Disaster
>
>  *ITEM*
> The Blue Jays announced Monday that Brett Lawrie will begin the year on
> the disabled list due to the effects of a strained rib cage. Lawrie, who
> injured himself during the World Baseball Classic, will play in Minor
> League games this spring so the Blue Jays can back-date his injury.
>
>  *WINNERS*
> Bombers. Heavy draft day investment in Bonifacio will yield returns when
> speedster nets ABs during Lawrie's indefinite shelving, *GIVING TEAM
> FALSE GLIMMER OF HOPE.*
>
>  MRH.  Brilliant draft day purchase of Izturis, who will secure 3B gig
> with Lawrie gone, further demonstrates genius of 2013 Champion as the *LEAD
> OVER BERLINERS ONLY CAN WIDEN.    *
> *
> *
> *LOSERS*
> AFV. Injury-plagued Lawrie tests Family's values as *SEASON QUICKLY LOSES
> ITS FLAVOR.*
> *
> *
> Berliners. Izturis's increased playing time for MRH another blow to team
> that cannot make up the talent gap, as owner already devises strategies to
> reacquire Hosmer and Myers as *SEASON TURNS TO CREAM SPINACH.*
>
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