[USML Announce] Erratum

Tue Mar 26 22:21:48 EDT 2013

Well, at least I'm consistent.  Look, you already accumulated some of the
usml's best keepers, so early in fact one wonders exactly what end game you
have in mind. It's incumbent on me to restrict your ability to add to your
stable of cheap keepers. And as far as your mantra "at any time and for any
reason," that's something I often exclaim due to my weak bladder.

On Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 9:12 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:

> I'm the real strict constructionist here. What's not clear about "at any
> time and for any reason"?
>
> You challenged me on the exact same provision during the Mike and Brad
> Reign of Terror.  (I think it was the year you aced me out for the title by
> one stinkin' hit or walk in the WHIP column.)  You came up with some poetic
> crap about me playing with empty slots on my roster being contrary to the
> spirit of the rules, and then I noticed that you were playing with NL or DL
> players (can't recall which) on yours.  Your were wrong then, and you're
> wrong now*. * As long as we have a constitution, I will reserve or
> activate any player on my roster "at any time and for any reason."  (Cue
> patriotic music over video of the USML flag and exploding fireworks.)
>
> Yours in the true spirit of liberty,
>
> Mark (Scalia) Kerber
>
>
>
>  -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Tue, Mar 26, 2013 4:48 pm
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Erratum
>
>   --Yeah, I don't know why people think that.
>    Let me first say that I am not a constitutional scholar. I'm not any
> kind of scholar.  But I offer two points. First,  I don't read the "object"
> article simply as a restriction so much as a statement of the common  goal
> or intent of the AL fantasy league (i.e., the object of baseball is to play
> a game between two teams of nine players and score more runs than the
> opponent; I suppose one can say that the game's object imposes a
> restriction, but on both teams that play the game).
>   Second, when I read that article of our Constitution and couldn't find
> any provision that expressly allows teams to put FAs or NL players on their
> active rosters, I just figured, "Hey, are we an AL fantasy league or
> what?"--or words to that effect. Call me a strict, old constructionist, but
> I seek only to preserve the purity, sanctity and beauty of our AL fantasy
> league. Keep NL players on reserve if you must have them, especially if
> they were drafted as AL players, traded during the season to NL, and may
> return to the AL next season--I certainly can appreciate that. But, please,
> I beg you, don't defile the good USML by allowing NL players on active
> rosters.
>
>
> On Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 2:51 PM, <springkerb at aol.com> wrote:
>
>>   Brad:
>>
>> The "object" language just defines what it takes to win.  If the "object"
>> were a restriction on the composition of active rosters, then only the
>> first place team has a roster that complies with the constitution.  (I
>> thought you were a lawyer.)
>>
>> There are no restrictions on the ability of a league team to activate a
>> player that has been properly acquired.  In fact, at least a couple of
>> provisions assume that this is the case.  Most importantly, once a player
>> has been acquired (in any way permitted by the constitution), then:  "A
>> League team may demote a player from its Active Roster to its Reserve
>> Roster or promote a player from its Reserve Roster to its Active Roster, at
>> any time and for any reason."
>>
>> I think, historically, several FAs or National League players have
>> remained on league active rosters for salary reasons.
>>
>> Regarding Jeff's discussion of policy in other leagues, no such policy
>> appears in our constitution. As always, we can entertain an amendment if
>> that's the collective desire.  However, unless and until we do so, I will
>> reserve or activate Valverde "at any time and for any reason" as expressly
>> permitted by Article XIII.
>>
>> Mark
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
>> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
>> Sent: Tue, Mar 26, 2013 1:44 pm
>> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Erratum
>>
>>  First the gay marriage debate; now this....
>>
>>  Jeffrey, please see the very first article of our Constitution, quoted
>> below. It would seem that any other provision that contradicts the object
>> of the USML is *void ab initio*.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>  Article I. Object
>> To assemble a lineup of 23 American League baseball players whose
>> cumulative statistics during the regular season, compiled and measured by
>> the methods described in these rules, exceed those of all other teams in
>> The USML Rotisserie Baseball League (the "*League*").
>>
>>  ---BLJ
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 1:32 PM, Jeffrey Winick <jwinick at harriswinick.com
>> > wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>  I believe that a player can be on the active roster as long as he
>>> isn’t on an NL roster when first activated.  In that same way, a high
>>> school player or a Japanese player, etc. could all be activated but they
>>> wouldn’t draw stats.  Once a player is on an NL roster, i.e. Kyle Lohse, I
>>> don’t think is eligible to be activated.  But, as always, I defer to our
>>> resident expert on the USML constitution – the presumptive champion,
>>> Richard Robbins.****
>>> ** **
>>> Jeff****
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>>>
>>> Sorry. I meant to inquire whether our active rosters can only be filled
>>> with AL players once season starts. Thanks.****
>>>  --BLJ****
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>>> Date: Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 1:27 PM
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>>>
>>> Related topic: I see Nukes have Valverde on active roster, but he's a
>>> FA. When ses****
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