[USML Announce] Bailey's Wick Burns Out

[Brad Jansen]

*ITEM*

BOSTON -- The Boston Red
Sox<http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/_/name/bos/boston-red-sox>placed
closer Andrew
Bailey <http://espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/id/30096/andrew-bailey> on the
15-day disabled list Monday with right biceps inflammation.

*LOSER*

Berliners. Traded oft-injured closer to Nukes in fiendish plot to suppress
saves points of Riptorns, now *WILL WATCH SEASON GO DOWN IN FLAMES.*

*WINNER*

Bombers. With Hanrahan back in closer's role, team will vault up in saves
points *AND SCORCH THE BERLINERS.*
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