[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Banged Up Berliners Bound For A Beating?

[Brad Jansen]

*Berliners *Point lead is sliced in half in just 7 days as team prepares
for life without Peavy, who will be traded to a NL contender--if he gets
off the DL.

*Bombers  *Climbs back into 2nd place on strength of balanced, relentless
attack that has caught the blase Berliners' attention.

*Mighty Red Hots  *Clinging to third, somehow without the services of
brilliant Izturis, but without Floyd there's just something not kosher
about these Red Hots.

*Riptorns  *The little team that could chugs along as it waits for Tank to
roll back in and shops for a second closer.

*Angry Young Men  *Precipitous point drop leave team barely ahead of the
sizzling Brats as team is misfiring on all fronts.

*Flaming Brats  *Defending champs steam it up a bit with Miguel Cabrera
leading surge, but will Granderson's arrival mean too little, too late?

*Lake Michigan Calamari  *Holding off the Hoosier Daddies, but hapless
Hamilton has doomed this team's Damon dream.

*Hoosier Daddies  *Barely clinging to half-century mark in total points as
team longs for returns of Betemit, Maxwell and Myers.

*Klein Nine  **See *team owner's email, sent earlier today.
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Nukes  Team's closer caravan will impact saves point totals, and final
standings. Watch what happens.

*Adams Family Values *Five total points in pitching categories warrants a
new trophy, maybe the Ubaldo.
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