[USML Announce] USML Week In Review: Beleaguered Berliners Batten Down The Hatches

[Brad Jansen]

*Berliners  *First place lead continues to shrivel, will soon
evaporate with Austin Jackson DL'd as* PLAY TIME IS OVER.*
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*Mighty Red Hots  *League lead and Damon there for the taking. But will the
Red Hots *RELISH THE OPPORTUNITY?*
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*Block's Bombers  *Brief flirtation with first place ended as quickly as it
started as *THIS ROMANCE IS DOOMED.* * *
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*Riptorns * Middlebrooks, Montero and Moose need to produce or this team *WILL
BE LEFT ON THE FRONT PORCH.  *
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*Klein Nine  *Unheralded McAllister and Masterson cause phoenix-like rise
in standings and leave this team* FLIRTING WITH FIFTH.*
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*Flaming Brats  *Miggy alone can't help flagging offense as it's time
defending champs *CALL IT A DAY. *
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*Lake Michigan Calamari  *Pitching is as hot as can be, but that offense *KEEPS
STRIKING OUT.*
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*Angry Young Men  *A.J. down, Harrison out, as team can't perform *WITH A
LIMP DICKEY.*
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*Hoosier Daddies, Nukes and Adams Family Values: *Readers are directed to
last week's commentary. *-Ed.*
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