[USML Announce] Order Has Been Restored

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Mon May 27 13:44:00 EDT 2013


Dear Jeffrey:

    I don't know what I did or said to warrant such a vituperative attack
on my players' talent. Once again, you engage in the shameful rhetoric of
attacking your opponents when you have nothing of substance to offer (in
this instance, any meaningful cheap keepers). I only will say this about my
players who you attacked, since I find no one on your team worthy of
comment in any event:
      * Tank Viciedo actually is $6, and I fully expect that he will be at
the 25 HR mark come October and even better in 2014.
      * Miguel Sano actually is $2 and if you can find a better minor
league prospect, he certainly is not on your team.
      * You somehow overlooked Nate McLouth-$1, revitalizing his promising
career atop the Orioles' lineup and the AL leader board in steals and
runs.  You also bypassed the slugger Mark Reynolds-$10, he of the
substantial HR totals and mufti-position eligibility.  These are the types
of players (along with established stars like Trout, Buchholz, et al.) that
seasoned roto players seek out in dump deals. not the likes of the children
on your reserve roster (who shall remain nameless because, as I said
earlier, I am not about attacking my opponents).
      * And as far as your cheap shot about Chris Sale, all I say is
compare his numbers to Verlander and Sabathia, the other comparably priced
superstars of AL pitching.  I sort of like Chris Sale.
      Remember this: this season is dedicated to Jesus Montero and I shall
avenge that terrible trade. May you sleep well tonight, Brother Jeffrey,
for it may be your last moment of peace this baseball season.:

Anyway, here's to the veterans (my late fathers-in-law among them).

Brad


On Sun, May 26, 2013 at 7:36 AM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:

> Brother Brad Lee,
>
>  How exactly is this dismantling of the Berliners title dreams going to
> happen?  Because the only thing I've seen so far is the dismantling of any
> title hopes of the Riptorns for both 2013 and 2014.  Let's take a
> look....shall we?
>
>  6 players near or below the Mendoza line.  That might be a league
> record.  And the pitching, while excellent so far, is built upon a
> foundation of Chris Sale's  fragile arm.
>
>  But the real problem is that your "keepers" aren't keepers.
>
>  No way does even the sweet talking Brad Lee talk someone into taking
> Mike Moustakas and his guaranteed contract off his hands.
> Viciedo is cheap at $4, but that salary happens to match the number of
> home runs he's hit.  Yawn.
> Middlebrooks and his .201 average and ongoing health issues aren't likely
> to generate much interest.
> Sano, Bogaerts, Williams are all $5 beans, but they're not exactly on the
> brink of producing at the big league level.
> Singleton has a drug problem to go with his $10 salary and Myers looks
> like he just might be toast.
> And other than Buchholz, there really isn't much in the way of "keepers"
> among your pitchers.
>
> So where does that leave you?  You've got Mike Trout.  I dare you!  And
> that begs the question of how a team can trade away a guy like Trout and
> get enough back to dramatically improve.
>
>  You're toast Mr. Jansen.  As your friend I feel it is my duty to
> administer the strong medicine.  Find someone to dump to and don't wait too
> long.  You may still be able to contend in 2014.
>
>  Jeff
>
>
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Sun, May 26, 2013 12:02 am
> Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Order Has Been Restored
>
>  Gentle Brother Jeffrey:
>    Whenever I hear of an attorney and a perfect trial record, my response
> is: "Really? Try more cases then."
>    Alright. Enough sympathy. Listen and her me well, my friend: I am glad
> you now have time to devote all your attention to the USML. In fact, your
> timing could not have been better since you are about to watch the
> Berliners' Damon dreams go up in flames. The only victory in the USML you
> will be assuming is mine.
>    I have waited for months for you to finish this trial and quietly bided
> my time. Now that your little distraction is over you can enjoy watching
> the Riptorns dismantle any hope you have of finishing first.  You are not
> the only team with keepers or overhyped prospects.
>    So stand back,my friend. It's gonna get hot in here.
>
>  To 2014 and beyond!
> Brother Brad Lee
>
>  P.S.  I will move keepers.
>
>  On Sat, May 25, 2013 at 8:04 AM, Jeffrey Winick <jhwinick at aol.com> wrote:
>
>> Gentlemen and Brad,
>>
>>  Trial is finally over.  2 years of preparation and 3 and 1/2 weeks of
>> uninterrupted hell.  Unfortunately, despite my valiant efforts, the
>> client's reputation (and my formerly perfect trial record) are no longer
>> unsullied.  As bad as that is for both the client and me, it is worse news
>> for anyone who tries to get between me and the Damon.  There is only one
>> way to right this wrong (actually, there are many ways, including post
>> trial motions and the appeal, but that's a different story).  All of my
>> attention will go to assuring victory in the USML.
>>
>>  The team was admittedly without direction for the last month.  And it
>> showed.  But I'm back and the team has immediately responded by returning
>> to its rightful place at the top of the standings.  John Lackey looks like
>> the pitcher of old.  John Danks is back and firing bullets.  Chris Young
>> has decided to try to get his BA back above .200.  Manny Machado looks like
>> he will be joining Trout and Harper as the poster boys for the next
>> generation of superstars.  Matt Moore looks like he's set to replace David
>> Price as the Rays' ace.
>>
>>  And it isn't even June 1st.  And you know what that means.  I'll be
>> contacting many of you to see if anyone is looking toward 2014.  The
>> Berliners are about to get even stronger.  If you're interested and I
>> haven't gotten to you quickly enough - please contact me.  There are deals
>> to be done.
>>
>>  Happy Memorial Day weekend.  It is good to be back!
>>
>>  Jeff
>>
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