[USML Announce] Nicely Done, Kerber. Now Please Lift the Curse!

[Andy Klein]

This better lead to Abreu playing again on Friday ...

-Andy







On Wed, Mar 21, 2018 at 6:23 PM, springkerb--- via Announce <
announce at usml.net> wrote:

> Andy:
>
> I'd love to help, but I don't have the power to either impose or lift the
> Curse of Tiny Beans.  That can only be done by the Roto Gods.  I think you
> can probably sacrifice a chicken or some rum or something--go back and
> watch Major League again.
>
> In the meantime, I'm sorry to hear about your Tiny Beans.
>
> Mark K
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andy Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
> To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
> Sent: Wed, Mar 21, 2018 8:38 am
> Subject: [USML Announce] Nicely Done, Kerber. Now Please Lift the Curse!
>
> Dear Mark K.,
>
> Nicely done on Alex Cobb.  A win for the Nukes.
>
> Now, with Cobb on you roster and the Damon safely in your office -- I hope
> --, will you kindly lift your curse on the K9?  Bonafacio was bad, but at
> least I could waive him. The news about Trumbo's extended injury stung.
> Polanco's PED suspension was maddening.  (Why did the Twins play him all
> spring when the team knew in February?!)  But Abreu's hamstring injury ...
> jeez ... .
>
> So ... I cry "Uncle."  Lift the curse, and at least let me compete for 9th
> place this year!
>
> Respectfully,
>
> -Andy
>  Owner of the already-decimated Klein Nine
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