[USML Announce] Nicely Done, Kerber. Now Please Lift the Curse!

[springkerb at aol.com]

Andy:


I'd love to help, but I don't have the power to either impose or lift the Curse of Tiny Beans.  That can only be done by the Roto Gods.  I think you can probably sacrifice a chicken or some rum or something--go back and watch Major League again.


In the meantime, I'm sorry to hear about your Tiny Beans.


Mark K



-----Original Message-----
From: Andy Klein <anrklein at gmail.com>
To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net>
Sent: Wed, Mar 21, 2018 8:38 am
Subject: [USML Announce] Nicely Done, Kerber. Now Please Lift the Curse!



Dear Mark K.,


Nicely done on Alex Cobb.  A win for the Nukes.  


Now, with Cobb on you roster and the Damon safely in your office -- I hope --, will you kindly lift your curse on the K9?  Bonafacio was bad, but at least I could waive him. The news about Trumbo's extended injury stung.  Polanco's PED suspension was maddening.  (Why did the Twins play him all spring when the team knew in February?!)  But Abreu's hamstring injury ... jeez ... .


So ... I cry "Uncle."  Lift the curse, and at least let me compete for 9th place this year!


Respectfully,


-Andy
 Owner of the already-decimated Klein Nine

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