[USML Announce] C. C. Klein Nine's Championship Hopes Crushed

[Brad Jansen]

AP:  The DeKlein-9's aspirations for a pillar to post championship season
ended in the bottom half of the 3rd inning in tonight's match-up between the
Indians and World Champion White Sox when super-sized Indians twirler C.C.
Sabathia left the field with an apparent season-ending injury.  "When you
decide to man your starting staff with 2/5 of the rotation for the worst
team in the AL, and high-risk pitchers like Beckett, Burnett and Black
Sabathia, you're going to be playing for next season in a matter of a dozen
starts or less," opined fantasy baseball expert and artist's model Jeff One
Hit Winick.  "I fully expect that by month's end Klein will be trawling for
the likes of young studs like Putz,  Marte, Liriano and Hansen...oh, wait,
he's got that one already...It's his only chance to make something out of
this disastrous season."
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