[USML Announce] A Little Shin Music Sweet to Riptorns' Ears

[Brad Jansen]

"Forget all the blathering about how much someone will dip into his FAAB to
acquire Carlos Lee," wheezed the overheated Jeffrey Winick.  "The real news
of the day is that the runaway train known as the reborn Riptorns gets back
on track tonight, with two of today's best young players now playing
full-time for the Cleveland Indians.  You already know that speedster
Shin-Soo Choo has claimed his rightful spot in the Tribe's OF.  And I just
received word that hot-hitting Andy Marte, a former Berliners prospect, has
been recalled to man the hot corner from now until Jansen trades him back to
me when I start dumping next March.

"It will be difficult to watch the superstar shine before my eyes, only days
after parting with him, but I know it's for the best, him being on Brad
Lee's team.  But I tell you--Marte has the purest, sweetest, unsullied home
run stroke I have ever salivated over, either awake or asleep.  Please--who
amongst you has that MLB package deal? You must invite me over so I can
watch tonight's game.  I'll even bring my own change of clothes, I
promise...."
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