[USML Announce] Huber Justin Time to Kickstart Struggling Riptorns

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Thu May 4 17:03:42 EDT 2006


Just what you want-- a rookie burning up his 45 days of service time in May as the right handed side of a platoon (with the likes of Matt Stairs).
 
Mark
 
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From: Brad Jansen <bljansen at gmail.com>
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Subject: [USML Announce] Huber Justin Time to Kickstart Struggling Riptorns


The unexpected but wildly heralded arrival of slugging Justin Huber has reignited the Riptorns' hopes of a ninth-place finish this season.  "This has been our plan since Day One," explained Rips' co-host Brad Jansen.  "With Huber, Howie and some other kids soon to make their debuts, I am quite confident we will be able to slip past the K-9.  We have no intention of being bottom feeders, this year or ever.  Let others commit to some vague 'long-term rebuilding' project...let others spend $9 on minor league set-up men...we are here, we're not leaving, so buckle up, hunker down and put a fresh roll of toilet paper near the potty.  That is all."  
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