[USML Announce] Hansen

Sat Mar 8 19:59:59 EST 2008

I think it only works with virginity. ?However, if Bull Durham is to be believed, sex and baseball are essentially parallel universes.

Mark

-----Original Message-----
From: Richard E. Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net>
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Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 7:51 pm
Subject: RE: [USML Announce] Hansen

Does that mean that since Craig has probably gone six 
months of major league time without pitching in a major league game he has 
regained rookie status?? I thought you said that couldn't 
happen?

From: announce-bounces at usml.net 
[mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of 
springkerb at aol.com
Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2008 7:42 
PM
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Hansen

Roster space is now available for Josh Hamilton!!!! 

By the way, you actually can get your virginity back if you go six months 
without getting any. ?(They send you a certificate in the mail.) 
?However, it happens very seldom, and no one wants to talk about it, so 
it's not widely known.

Mark

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From: Richard Robbins 
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Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 6:08 pm
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Announce] Hansen

You cut The Man?  I assumed you'd cut someone else to make room for him 
(snicker).
-----Original Message-----
From: "Andrew R. Klein" <anrklein at yahoo.com>

Date: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 17:36:54 
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Subject: Re: [USML Announce] Hansen

OK, OK!? I hereby drop Hansen.? Clearly an outcome-determinative move that takes 
my team out of clear front-runner status ...

 -Andy

 Richard E. Robbins wrote: 
I believe that there are surgeons in Hollywood that can restore virginity -- but 
probably not for the male portion of the population. 

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Of springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com> 
 Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2008 2:13 PM
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My information came from our old All Star Stats website, not some fancy pay 
service.? I went back and checked, and the info came from 2006.? Silly me, I 
forgot that former prospect (and former rookie) Hansen spent all of 2007 in the 
minors learning to pitch.? That said, I have no reason to think the transaction 
history from 2006 is wrong, especially since he pitched 38 innings out of the 
bullpen that year, which equates to about half a season of work for most 
relievers.? If I understand correctly, rookie status, like virginity, cannot be 
regained once lost. 
? 
Mark

 -----Original Message-----
 From: Andrew R. Klein <anrklein at yahoo.com> <mailto:anrklein at yahoo.com> 
 To: USML Announcements <announce at usml.net> <mailto:announce at usml.net> 
 Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 8:58 am
 Subject: [USML Announce] Hansen

Craig Hansen is The Man.? And don't you forget it.

 Anyway, I don't have the fancy pay services that gives group discounts to 
DUMP.? But Rotoworld shows that Hansen was optioned to Pawtucket on March 27 and 
never indicates that he was recalled.? Rotoworld does note that Hansen pitched 
two scoreless innings for Pawtucket on July 27, which would be hard for him to 
have done if Kerber's information was accurate.

 -Andy

 springkerb at aol.com <mailto:springkerb at aol.com> wrote: By the way, I took a look 
at former prospect Craig Hansen's transaction history. ?He was called up last 
year on 6/20 and sent back down on 8/21--so that's more than sixty days of 
service time right there. ? So, even if he were a prospect, which he's not, he 
wouldn't be rookie-eligible. 

 -----Original Message-----
 From: Richard E. Robbins <RERobbins at iTinker.net> <mailto:RERobbins at iTinker.net> 

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 Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 7:50 am
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I'm not sure.? Have we set one yet? 

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 Sent: Saturday, March 08, 2008 7:46 AM
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 When is the free drop deadline?

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 Sent: Sat, 8 Mar 2008 7:40 am
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 I come up with nearly the same numbers. I show the LMC needing 15 players with 
$201 left and four no contract reserve roster players. Can you take another look 
at your calculation and see if you still come up with 14/200? If Jeff eats the 
Chris Ray contract, his money available will drop to $198. -- Rich -----Original 
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[mailto:announce-bounces at usml.net] On Behalf Of rickgam at comcast.net 
<mailto:rickgam at comcast.net> Sent: Friday, March 07, 2008 11:07 PM To: USML 
Announcements Subject: [USML Announce] Money Check Greetings; A preliminary 
(very preliminary) check of rosters reveals that every single team kept 9 
players. Depending on slotting of fellows like Mark B's Joba, Brad's Luke H., 
and Mark K's Clement this is what I came up with; AYM - 14/159 B Bombers - 
14/192 Brats - 14/189 K 9 - 14/174 Lake M. Squid - 14/200 GOP - 14/162 'Torns - 
14/187 R Hots - 14/192 Nukes - 14/217 Berliners (F*** Laffey!) - 14/208 H.D.s - 
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