[USML Announce] USML Week In Review, Memorial Day Edition

Brad Jansen bljansen at gmail.com
Thu May 31 11:34:47 EDT 2012


Sorry, chaps. I'm a few days late and several dollars short, but
nevertheless it is time to see where things stand:

*FLAMING BRATS: *With* *Pujols afire and Cespedes due back, the league's
best team prepares to soar *WHERE EAGLES DARE.*
**
*NUKES: *Few saves, fewer stolen bases, but this team beats with a *
BRAVEHEART.*
**
*BERLINERS: *Can ill afford another trade of proven rookies for high-risk
veterans or its fading dream of a money finish will be *GONE WITH THE WIND.*
**
*LAKE MICHIGAN CALAMARI: *Failure to bolster flagging offense dooms team to
kamikaze mission as it's *TORA! TORA! TORA! TIME.*
**
*HOOSIER DADDIES: *Weaver shelved, Hafner done, Raburn sent
packing...team's dream of money finish is but *A GRAND ILLUSION.*

*KLEIN NINE: *What was that? A Rasmus home run?? Can Sale lead this team
down *the PATHS OF GLORY?*
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*ANGRY YOUNG MEN*: First McCarthy, now Fister. For the AYM, it's *APOCALYPSE
NOW*.

*BLOCK'S BOMBERS: *Faul replaces Morel...looking for thrills on this team
is like sitting through *THE LONGEST DAY*.

*MIGHTY RED HOTS: *As last year's champions plunge into the chasm, it's
time its comatose owner wears the *FULL METAL JACKET*.

*RIPTORNS: *With youngsters Trout, Middlebrooks, Montero and Moustakas
leading the way, this team looks forward to the *BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES*.

*ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: *No takers for Cano? Or Crash and Burn Davis? For
now, *IT'S ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. *
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