I’m afraid you’re too late. Just prior to receiving your most recent request, this came down from the mountain:
The application of the AYM for membership in DUMP is hereby denied. This is a man who has been shown the tassels and yet walked away. He’s not worthy of being in the presence of my Putz or my comrade, Mr. Winick’s Wood.
So, I’m sorry, you can’t quit. You’ve been fired.
That is all.
Social Secretary, DUMP