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July 22, 2008 at 12:00 am #3251Brad JansenParticipantO! King! With the exception of Mark Blocker we’re all quite busy trying to make a living. Can you provide an executive summary of your rant, perhaps with bullet points? Thanks, 
 Your loyal liege,Brad On 7/21/08, jhwinick@aol.com <jhwinick@aol.com> wrote: 
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 > My fellow USMLers:
 >
 > I tried to dump to the Red Hots to propel them to a title, but my
 > entreaties were rebuffed. I traded away the top pitcher in the AL to the
 > Angry Young Men to assist in their efforts to stay ahead of the team that
 > rejected my offers of help. I inquired of the Klein Nine but quickly
 > recognized that the cupboard was bare. I would be the first to admit that I
 > was down on my luck and ready to call it quits.
 >
 > And yet, here I am on July 21st, and at this very moment, a mere 8 1/2
 > points out of second place. The Bombers have now shot their wad and, well,
 > trades between the Berliners and the Bombers never really seem meant to be.
 > Anyway I don’t have any 17 year old prospects or potentially washed up
 > players on guaranteed contracts on my roster right now – so that doesn’t
 > appear to be a good fit. The Nukes spread their wealth between the Angry
 > Young Men and the Red Hots after rejecting my open ended expressions of
 > interest. But, to the rest of you gentlemen (and that includes you,
 > Buddha), the time is now when you, yes YOU, can make a difference. CHANGE
 > is right around the corner and by joining my 2008 USML campaign, you can be
 > a part of that CHANGE. So I invite each and every one of you to consider
 > whether a $12, FA10 Justin Verlander might not help your team. To think
 > about how a $2, Y2 George Sherrill might look in a uniform with your logo on
 > it. To ponder the wonder of a now fully healthy JJ Putz and two more years
 > of his best in the business closing. Notwithstanding Mr. Kerber’s
 > wisecracks about his former girlfriends, to imagine how well Matt Joyce ($5,
 > Y1) and his 10 home runs in 104 at bats might play with your 2009 squad.
 >
 > So, let’s talk and see if we can’t spice up this race a bit. Last year at
 > this time I was further behind the leader than I am now and we all know how
 > that turned out. Its not too late….CHANGE is gonna come. Be a part of
 > it!
 >
 > I can be reached at this email address or feel free to call me at
 > 312-841-2817.
 >
 > The King
 
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