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      Brad Jansen

      Well, there was good news today as Roto God Jeffrey Winick returned from sunny Arizona in time to take some fantasy baseball questions in his Wednesday weekly chat……

      Hoosier Rick: Will Trot Nixon hit as many home runs as his $7 salary?

      *JW:  *Nope. Sorry. No help there.* *

      Robbin the Rich:  I have King Felix in last year of contract. Do I up him 2 years or 3?  He’s only 5 now and I….

      *JW:  *Don’t talk so much–you’re using up others’ valuable time.  Next question…

      Buddha, Deerfield: Barton or Gload: who has brighter future?

      *  JW:  *If you’re referring to Rachel, then it’s Russ.

      Angry Doug, Chicago:  Can I win if I reserve a bunch of $1 guys like Kenny Rogers, Donnelly, Cintron and Sisco?

      *JW: *You win if you reserve a bunch of $1 guys like Zumaya and Putz.  Please, stop wasting my time with such dumb questions–

      Robbin the Rich: No, really, I do need your advice about Hernandez, you see—

      *JW:*  Enough already.  On to the lightning round!

      Indy Klein:  What’s a lightning round?

      *JW:  *You’ll never get it, will you?

      Nuke:  Hernandez or Hansen: best breakout candidate?

      *JW:  *Hansen, but it’s this close….

      Robbin the Rich: Maybin or Tabat—

      *JW: *Enough already with this guy!

      Mark The Spot Blocker:  I never win, what will be my legacy?

      *JW:*  You wouldn’t trade me Swisher for Zumaya.  That says it all.

      Winick:  OK, everybody. Thanks for all those thoughtful questions, sorry I couldn’t get to more.  Until next week, remember, it’s only rock ‘n roto, but I like it, like it, yes I do!!

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