Here is your answer, in song form of course..
“Comfortably Mum” (with apologies to Pink Floyd)
Is Brad even out there?
Just FAAB if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now.
I know you regret drafting that dude.
Well I can ease your pain,
There’s no need for your bad mood.
I need some information first.
Just the basic facts:
Can you tell me whose in first?
There is no sham, there’s no illusion,
The Damon rests just on the horizon.
The Torns once tried to compete
The ‘Pubs tried to hang around
Before I had a child I once won a title
Back in 1993
Now the ring is in sight once again.
I can’t explain, you would not understand.
Also-ran no more.
But I fear the rest have become comfortably mum.
From: firstname.lastname@example.org [mailto:email@example.com] On Behalf
Of Richard E. Robbins
Sent: Saturday, August 22, 2009 7:25 AM
To: ‘USML Announcements’
Subject: [USML Announce] Is Anybody Out There?
It has been very quiet on this list. I just wanted to make sure our league still exists. . .