My team's in 8th place, my Smoak's gone away
I called Jeff up just the other day
I said, "I'd like Mike Trout if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to Brad, but I need Wil Rhymes-
You see my infield sucks and Matt Thornton does too
But it's sure nice trading with you, Brad
It's been sure nice trading with you."
And as I hung up the phone it occurred to me
Jeffrey took my Ellsbury
He took my Ellsbury