This just in–
Lingerie Bowl VI has been canceled because of a dispute between the organizers and the nudist colony that was going to host the event. The game, which was supposed to air as a pay-per-view event during halftime of the Super Bowl, was sure to siphon off dozens of fans from the game. But the nudist colony wouldn’t promise that its fans wouldn’t show up in the buff, so the organizers called off the game. The St. Petersburg Times has all the details, as explained by staff writer Emily Nipps.
Am I the only person who thought the funniest part of this lead paragraph was the name of the staff writer?