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    • #2485
      Andy Klein


      We need a song to change the topic. Preferably one to the tune of “The
      Super Bowl Shuffle”. I’ll try to get things started.

      My name’s Bradley
      I’m king of the ‘hood.

      Waitin’ til June
      To use my Wood!

      I’m often heard
      But rarely seen

      ‘Cause Klein won’t let me
      Use my beans!

      But I’m not here to cause any trouble
      I’m just here to do the roto shuffle!!



    • #2486
      Brad Jansen

      Good god, is that damn Super Bowl Shuffle the only song half of you know?
      What bitterly empty lives.

      Look-I’m in last place, so I’m an e-z target. Big deal. My whole life I’ve
      had a bullseye on my back. So to quote a line from Shabes’ fave song, “Hit
      me with your best shot.” Because, and if I may quote a line from Winick’s
      favorite song, “I’m still standing.”

      Now what can I say about this year? I tried a strategy of youngsters and
      aging veterans. The veterans aged quickly and the kids are not alright. So
      what would any team in last place do? The sale’s on, lads.

      That is all, pending an announcement of a trade with Winick. Or Klein. Who
      knows. But don’t worry, Mark B, I won’t be bugging you to trade me
      Brandon McCarthy–you had your chance last year….

      Ciao, brothers!

      Brad “Wood If He Could” Jansen

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