Winick Putz Money Where Mouth Is

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      Brad Jansen

      “I have just seen the most dominant pitcher in Organized Baseball,” cried Berliner Jeffery Winick.  “His name is Putz, J.J. Putz.  These numbers shout for  themselves:  19  punch-outs  in  11 2/3  IP,  3.18  ERA  and 1.15 whip, god knows how many saves when Guardardo shuts down his shoulder.  I’m so convinced that Jansen retains him next year that I will pay his dollar salary right now to ensure that will happen.  I am waving a dollar bill in front of the screen as I type this.  I would use quarters instead but I’m sitting in my boxers right now and I can’t find my change purse.”

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