When I was in college, I once heard about some guys who had a contest to see who could write a short story that most sounded as if it was written by Faulkner. Other students were to be the judges.
Inspired by those guys, and by Jeff W’s recent attempts, I am officially starting a contest to see who can write an e-mail that most sounds like it was written by Brad. Please submit your entries to the usmltrans mail box by noon on Saturday, in an e-mail separate from your weekly transactions. I will circulate all of the entries and we will vote on a winner. The only rule on submissions is that you cannot copy one of Brad’s prior e-mails.