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      Brad Jansen

      Hi, guys!

      Since our dysfunctional League Commissioners can’t seem to be bothered to answer any emails, let alone pick a stat service or put the Damon on a championship tour, the USML Constitution authorizes all of the rest of us to form a Committee of the Hole to restore order (it’s right there, in the 14th Amendment)

      Here goes:

      Buddha–you want rosters? What the hell happened to personal initiative and self-sufficiency?  You should have kept yours from last season and updated it when hot wax deals were announced during the off-season.  In any event, you’ll know soon enough who is being retained…

      Jim!–You asked about Roster Freeze Day.  Per Article XVII it indeed is *MARCH 15.*  Don’t forget to specify long-term contracts.  Send roster freeze lists to this address so we can get them at same time rather than wait for the League Secretary, whoever the hell that is, to finish trimming his toenails and sending it out to the rest of us several days later.  Submit these by 10:00 P.M. CDT and bet me MBB submits his last.

      Draft Day:  We begin at 8 a.m sharp, SAT, 4/7/07. Sidley & Austin. Bring photo ID. This year cigars and alcohol are permitted.  The firm will cater lunch. No children under 13 admitted irrespective of any alleged “ownership” interest in a “team.”

      A band known as Chicago once sang, “We can make it happen, ye-ah.”  Well, my fellow Holes, we can and must make it happen.

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