“Klein”…. with apologies to the Five Man Electrical Band

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      Brad Jansen

      To the tune of “Signs”

      And the Klein said minor leaguer tradin’ people need not apply
      So I put a brown cover on my prospect book and went in to ask him why
      He said you look like a fine non-trading man, you know I think you’ll do
      So I took out my Wood I said imagine that, huh, me not tradin’ with you


      Klein Klein everywhere a Klein
      Blocking out my trades and breaking my mind
      Do this, don’t trade that, can’t you heed the Klein

      And the Klein said anybody trading prospects would be shot on sight
      So I drove down to Indy and yelled at his house, Hey! what gives you the right
      To enact some dumb rule to freak me out and just so you could win
      If Jeffrey was here, he’d tell you to your face, man you’re some kind of spinner

      Repeat chorus


      Now, hey you Riptorn! can’t you read, you got to have major leaguers to get a seat
      You can’t even watch, no you can’t draft, you ain’t supposed to be here
      Klein said you got to have major leaguers just to get inside–Uh!

      And the Klein said everybody welcome, come in kneel down and pray
      But when they collected for the stat service at the end of it all
      He didn’t have a penny to pay, so I got me my Wood and my Gordon and I made up my own liitle sign
      I said Praise Be to Jeffrey, my beans are alive and doin’ fine!

      Repeat Chorus
      Repeat Chorus

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