Some of you may recall that I was the proud owner of Glenallen Hill when he had his nightmare about spiders and ran through a plate glass window. For years, I thought that the incident would be my team’s most bizarre injury. Now I see that I was wrong …
Jason Giambi was diagnosed with “parasites” and isn’t in the lineup for tonight’s game against the Red Sox.
Here’s hoping that Vlad Guerro develops some “crabs”.