Gammons and Boss Plan October Celebrations (“I’m Wire To Wire”)

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      Brad Jansen

      To celebrate Bruce Springsteen’s hot new single (download it for free on
      iTunes!) and his return trip to Chicago (and you know Gams will buy tix to
      see him with his USML prize money), I hereby reissue Wire to Wire, every bit
      as meaningful now as it was back in May, when our hearts were pure and
      Klein remained at bay…..

      …to the tune of Springsteen’s “I’m On Fire”…..

      Hey little Jeffrey leave your prospects home
      No matter that you got Brad Lee all alone
      Take your mags–and build a funeral pyre
      Oh-Oh-Oh I’m wire to wire

      You traded Liriano and Zumaya, too
      Call in Mr. T cos you’re the fool
      Go move Hughes–if you so desire
      Oh-Oh-Oh I’m wire to wire

      Tell me now Andy is Drew good for you
      Can he do the things Dukes used to do
      Stuck in second–and you’ll get no higher
      No-No-No I’m wire to wire

      Sometimes this League needs a season baby
      Empty and dull
      Who needs any dump trades
      To bother this lull?

      At night I wake up with my stats soaking wet
      And there’s Johnny Damon running right through my head
      My rout is complete–and it’s entire
      Whoa-Ho-Ho I’m wire to wire

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