Viva La Ngoria (apologies to Coldplay)

USML Forums Forums Songs Viva La Ngoria (apologies to Coldplay)

Viewing 0 reply threads
  • Author
    Posts
    • #2467
      Mark Blocker
      Participant

      Viva La Ngoria

      I used to rule the league

      Make a trade even when I was fatigued

      Nowadays I am in third alone

      Stare at the standings I used to own

      I used to churn young guys

      Feel the loathing in Andy’s eyes

      Listen as my players bats would sing

      Now the old ‘Torns are dead, long live the ‘Torns

      One minute I had Grein-ke

      Next I found I was number 3

      Now I resort to bards

      Because my team is a house of cards, house of cards

      I hear Bombers championship bells ringing

      Even Blocker’s a poet singing

      Keeping my Longoria in the case

      No way I can make this a race

      For some reason I can’t explain,

      I know the Damon will bear Mark B’s name

      It was a wicked and wild wind

      But first place I can’t get back in

      I could try for that spot on Top

      But I think of Evan L and I just stop

      Shattered team that scores no runs

      Sherrill, Sonny, and a collection of bums

      I see my champion season dying

      But I swear I am really trying

      I can’t believe my team must succumb

      Others can’t believe what the ‘Torns have become

      I hear Bombers championship bells ringing

      Even Blocker’s a poet singing

      Keeping my Longoria in the case

      No way I can make this a race

      For some reason I can’t explain,

      I know the Damon will bear Mark B’s name

Viewing 0 reply threads
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.