[Mark Kerber]

I’m shocked. Don’t most players peak in their late 30’s?

[Mark Kerber]

So, just two days later, Tolleson gets lit up for a grand slam and he’s out as the Rangers’ closer. Sam Dyson appears to be the new Ranger in town.

BTW, I finally caught the video of the Odor/Bautista dust-up. Props to both of them: Odor for landing a pretty good looking punch and Bautista for shaking it off. Much more entertaining than the usual baseball fake fighting.

[Mark Kerber]

Great article! How did I miss that?

[Mark Kerber]

Why are there no b’s in “Sano?”

[Mark Kerber]

Doug: pay no attention to all these people calling you old…you look great. I guess it’s been awhile since I have seen your kids, though, because I did not even recognize your daughter in the photo.

[Mark Kerber]

I thought it was pretty obvious that she thought Doug was hot.

[Mark Kerber]

Have you considered the possibility that it’s actually Joseph’s fault?

Mark

[Mark Kerber]

I think you had it 7 of the last 10 years.

Mark

[Mark Kerber]

Should we report the part about Winick trading his entire roster for Yu, or were you going to wait for the Hot Wax Seal?

[Mark Kerber]

Of course Brad needs a lot of filtering and checking.

Mark

[Mark Kerber]

I can never figure out why a guy would rather be a f*&^-up than be rich and famous. He should learn a lesson from Charlie Sheen–make your money and then f*&^ up your life.

Mark

[Mark Kerber]

I already knew about this. Apparently, Brad wouldn’t do it without Blocker throwing in an extra cornerback, and Blocker walked out of the negotiation.

[Mark Kerber]

We’ve reached a new high, or perhaps low, in pursuit of trades–international stalking.

[Mark Kerber]

Don’t worry about it Andy. I’ll take care of Rich.

Mark

[Mark Kerber]

A great ballplayer who was, unfortunately, totally unequipped to deal with life off the field. Not the first time we’ve seen this story, and it won’t be the last.

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